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Groom Demotivational Poster


WEDDING INVITATION -




MARRIAGE - It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.


TAGS: marriage bride groom happy forever
Rating: 4.76/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 7:33 pm
You should attribute your quotes. This one if from Rita Rudner


CLARITY. - THE MOMENT YOU REALISE YOU'VE RUINED YOUR LIFE.


TAGS: married wedding bride groom husband
Rating: 4.55/5

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GaryO - February 17, 2012, 3:19 pm
that'5 a LOL


BRIDAL GARTER SHOT - Nooooooo.., no no no no no no... Its quite OK, we will pass on that one thanks... Lets move on to the cutting of the cake...


TAGS: garter wedding bride groom stocking
Rating: 3.88/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 11:15 pm
Yikes! It looks like all the extra she's eaten came off his plate! If she doesn't starve him to death in the first three months, there's always rolling over in bed. He looks to frail to lift his own body, much less hers.
Tarapin - August 21, 2011, 10:08 pm
Why cut it, just give her the whole thing
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 1:20 pm
Keep up the good work. You're getting there.


COUGARS - They won't stop at anything to get fresh meat.


TAGS: fresh meat cougar bride groom
Rating: 4.53/5

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Marlfox - December 23, 2010, 12:17 pm
you know it


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: ass butt girl bride groom
Rating: 2.92/5

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Clint - May 26, 2009, 7:05 pm
Nah, it's the father of the bride. One Lion.


WHAT EVERY BRIDE THINKS ON HER WEDDING DAY. - This is the Last Time I Have To Be Nice, Kiss, Be Respectful, Have Sex, Or Touch A Man.


TAGS: bride groom wife husband
Rating: 5/5

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Rudedog - February 5, 2013, 11:44 pm
Certainly last beej
MissPriss - February 5, 2013, 3:44 pm
Yeah that's what we think...reality stinks! teehee nice 5L poster


HAIRCUTS - A real shame about yours




IN SOME SITUATIONS - It's best NOT to hyphenate your name


TAGS: situations hyphenate name marriage weddings bride groom
Rating: 3.66/5

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LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 9:22 am
Yeah, I always cry at weddings too.
iburnpeoplewearingkilts - June 17, 2009, 2:00 am
Oh man I was crying when i read this. Bravo.


COSPLAY WEDDING -


TAGS: bride groom fun doom cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

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Anonymous2 - August 7, 2010, 11:27 pm
Okay, I know that Disney bought Marvel, and Marvel & DC have teamed up on rare occasions, but why are Danger Mouse, Bubbles & Buttercup of the Powerpuff Girls, and Sally Jupiter of the Watchmen there?


OUR MARRIAGE - My wife submits and I obey. She always lets me have her way.




Bachelorhood -


TAGS: runaway groom bachelor marriage
Rating: 4.13/5

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trbecome - March 29, 2014, 10:29 pm
He should be barefoot. He can run faster.
chickenlittle - January 5, 2014, 2:31 pm
With all due respect whatevergirl, I can't figure out how this could make "all men look like complete and utter jerks... or utter dick"? This works both ways, it would have been just as funny if it were a bride running & "bachelorette" as caption.
chickenlittle - January 5, 2014, 2:21 pm
Let me chime in here for the record. I'm female and I thought it was pretty funny. Remember, there are two definitions for institution, one is- an established law, practice, or custom. "the institution of marriage"
Oldsod - January 5, 2014, 12:36 pm
And yet, such tirades rather illustrate the point. 5 Marxists!
GaryO - January 5, 2014, 11:19 am
Well, apparently that lengthy battery powered gift Santy left ya didn’t do the trick. Perhaps you should try it on the adjacent portal.
Greeny - January 5, 2014, 10:28 am
I think the funny flew over your head... do you even know who Groucho Marx is?
whatevergirl - January 5, 2014, 9:02 am
And #3 can also go out to anyone in the comment section who agrees with this or this it's funny. Also, NOT FUNNY, MARX!
whatevergirl - January 5, 2014, 9:01 am
3. This is yet another sexist remark towards women. Which not only makes you look like a complete and utter dick, But also contributes to the stereotype that ALL men are sexist jerks, Thus making their entire gender lose respect more and more.
whatevergirl - January 5, 2014, 9:01 am
3 things wrong here: 1. You don't know the definition of institution. 2. By YOUR logic, You just called YOURSELF crazy!


THE GROOM - it's always easy to see what he's been down to


TAGS: groom
Rating: 4/5

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guyfox - March 19, 2011, 10:14 pm
pics are always re used around here
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2011, 10:04 pm
This pic was used last week 1L for not paying attention.
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:41 pm
Niiiiiice


A WEDDING... - ... is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.




A SIMPLE MISUNDERSTANDING -


TAGS: monkeys grooming
Rating: 4.47/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 16, 2012, 8:46 pm
HEY! Where'd you get this picture of me?? Lol


HER WEDDING DAY -


TAGS: bride mad groom blood cubby
Rating: 4.46/5

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AdmiralAckbar - June 28, 2010, 2:56 pm
Its a tr.., oops tool late
Cubbybear - June 26, 2010, 7:50 pm
I'm nuts about it.
Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 6:44 pm
Cubby I have to give it to you...I mean I dont Know How you Raise The Quality AND the Quantity.


JUST BEFORE CEREMONY - Jess realised her groom was gay.


TAGS: gay groom
Rating: 3.43/5

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WORK - Has some advantageous side-effects




Cold Feet -


TAGS: missing groom
Rating: 5/5

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Sean - March 26, 2014, 11:17 pm
The fool! That's the first place anyone would look.


GROOMS - The realization of the situation on the morning of their wedding day.




Marriage -




IT'S OVERRATED -


TAGS: marriage groom relationships boyfriends run
Rating: 4.54/5

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Reality Lord - January 13, 2012, 6:02 pm

lolz...run forest run.


Cleanliness -


TAGS: grooming is important start young
Rating: 4.67/5

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Thedge - December 22, 2014, 2:29 pm
Thanks, I think.
GaryO - December 22, 2014, 2:02 pm
OH GOD! struck me just right...need a mop


YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE -


TAGS: bride groom marriage
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - June 25, 2012, 2:30 pm
The world should have more of these types of writings.
motifayk - June 25, 2012, 12:26 pm
Man I read the same stuff on Anitapoems website... never thought of a motifake for it. 5weet
GaryO - June 16, 2012, 9:09 am
Well now, that was a tidy ten seconds of creepiness. Thanx Sho. Huh, I seem to have mislaid my teddy bear and hatchet………5 for the mental etch.


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